By Professor Toto | TOTO FREE PRESS — Tomorrow’s News Today Subscribe now Folks, I was going to write this article a week ago. I was going to tell you Thomas Massie was a fraud. A fake superhero. A one-man party with a constituency of one. I was going to give you the math, dismantle…
By PROFESSOR TOTO | TOTO FREE PRESS — Tomorrow’s News Toda Subscribe now We’re gonna talk tonight about what we know… and what we don’t know. And then — then — we’re gonna talk about what it all means if what we think we know turns out to be true. Buckle up. That’s where we’re…
By Professor Toto | TOTO FREE PRESS — Tomorrow’s News Today Subscribe now “This bill that we will sign today is not a revolutionary bill. It does not affect the lives of millions. It will not reshape the structure of our daily lives, or really add importantly to either our wealth or our power.” —…
By Professor Toto | TOTO FREE PRESS — Tomorrow’s News Today Subscribe now Folks… Pull up a chair. Pour the coffee. Because what happened in Richmond, Virginia today is the most important political ruling of 2026 — and almost nobody is connecting it to the dot it was always meant to connect to. Today, May…
Subscribe now THE CANDACE OWENS HUSTLE: ONE LIE TOO MANY Eighty Hours of “She Did It” — Then ONE Sentence of “I Never Said It.” Folks, Pick a Lane. By Professor Toto TOTO FREE PRESS — Tomorrow’s News Today Broadcasting from TOTO-TOWN on the Freedom Frequency Author’s Note: What follows is Professor Toto’s commentary on…
Broadcasting from TOTO-TOWN on the Freedom Frequency, with the Titanium Mic of Magnanimity firmly in hand Subscribe now Folks… Pull up a chair. Pour yourself something strong. Because the chickens just came home to roost — and they came home in a body bag stamped SPIRIT AIRLINES. It’s official. May 2nd, 2026. Spirit Airlines —…
By Professor Toto Originally published Nov 27, 2025 — UPDATED May 1, 2026 Subscribe now 🚨 BREAKING — ALABAMA JOINS THE WAR 🚨 Updated May 1, 2026 Folks… the dam just broke. This morning — Friday, May 1, 2026 — Alabama Governor Kay Ivey picked up the phone, called the Alabama Legislature, and said five…
Subscribe now Folks… When the other team huddles up at the fifty-yard line, points straight at your end zone, and announces the next play over the loudspeaker — you do not stand there debating whether they really meant it. You put on a helmet. Hakeem Jeffries just stood at midfield and called the play. No…
By PROFESSOR TOTO TOTO FREE PRESS — Tomorrow’s News Today Broadcasting from TOTO-TOWN on the Gulf Coast of Mississippi Subscribe now TOTO’S TAKEAWAYS FLORIDA ALREADY DID IT. On the SAME DAY as Louisiana v. Callais, the Florida Legislature passed a new congressional map flipping the delegation from 20-8 to 24-4 — a four-seat Republican pickup…
By PROFESSOR TOTO TOTO FREE PRESS — Tomorrow’s News Today Broadcasting from TOTO-TOWN on the Gulf Coast of Mississippi Subscribe now TOTO’S TAKEAWAYS The Supreme Court just ruled 6–3 in Louisiana v. Callais that Louisiana’s second majority-Black congressional district is an unconstitutional racial gerrymander. The ruling makes it nearly impossible for Democrats to use the…
